Top 10 Stoner Jokes
1. If marijuana causes memory loss, then what does marijuana do?
2. Drunk drivers will run a stop sign, stoned drivers wait for it to turn green
3. I just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
4. A bartender says sorry we don't serve time travelers, 2 time travelers walk into a bar
5. I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to too.
6. If you’re experiencing joint pain, you’re probably holding the lit end.
7. If weed puns are a sin, I'll see you inhale
8. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed
9. A couple of cows were smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high.
10. The other day my friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. I guess he was high on my list of priorities.