If there’s one thing we like to do here, it’s laugh. Our Euphorium bestie Val compiled this epic list of weed puns that had me absolutely rolling. Please enjoy responsibly.
1. You're unbe-weed-able
2. Just doob it
3. Stay High-drated
4. A friend with weed is a friend indeed
5. I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle
6. I always knew weed be friends
7. Let’s make like a hippy and blow this joint
8. You’re ganja have a good time
9. Welcome to the dank side
10. When they go low, we get high
11. Weed my lips
12. You can’t spell health care with THC
13. The name’s Bong, James Bong
14. Yes we CANnabis
15. Weed go well together
16. This should be a joint decision
17. You’re by best bud
18. 🎶 Now I know my CBD’s, next time smoke a bowl with meeee🎶
19. All I weed is you
20. It’s 420 somewhere
21. High miss you
22. You’re being high and mighty
23. I’m just a little high maintenance
24. Weed is my love language
25. I’m blunt because god rolled me that way
26. I’m on a seaweed diet; I see weed and I smoke it
27.You toke my breath away
28. If weed puns are a sin, then I’ll see you inhale
29. When in doubt, smoke it out
30. Weed doesn’t make you cool. It makes you high.
31. I told the doctor I had joint problems, and he told me to roll them tighter.
32. He who smokes weed on the toilet is high on pot
33. What do you call it when joint ash burns a hole in your shirt? A pot hole.
34. My stoner neighbors got divorced, but luckily they have joint custody.
35. How many stoners does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we got lighters.
36. Weed all do respect…
37. When in doubt, smoke it out.
38. Pass joints not judgements
39. A friend with weed is a friend indeed
40. Struggle is the enemy but weed is the remedy
41. Weed is good weed is fine, if you share yours then I’ll share mine.
42. I got 99 problems with 420 solutions